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Started as an attempt to try 52 new recipes in the new year so that Aroy Thai stopped expecting my call every day, now just proof that I don't use Door Dash for every meal...

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Hakuna Some Vodka

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The Three People who Read This Blog: Emjoy we're worried about you. Do you know what a vegetable is? You should probably have one. Me...

Friday, April 24, 2020

Dalgona-it, Let's Have Cake for Breakfast!

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It has been over a month in quarantine and I have NOT made banana bread. Does that make me a rebel? A revolutionary in this new world? Per...

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Friday, April 17, 2020

JUCY LUCY, Minnesota's Ambassador to the World...

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"Give it some time before you bite, or it'll bite back." That's what she said? Oh. Probably. At some point. Dear The ...

Monday, April 13, 2020

So we Meat again...

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Ever find yourself standing half naked in a bathtub trying to shave down your undercut with nickel plated office scissors because you broke ...

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Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Cookies for breakfast? You brown butter believe it...

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Okay. What the hell is intermittent fasting? When I go to bed at night, I consider sleep the time when I think about what my next meal will...

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Yeah I'm into fitness. Fitness whole burrito in my belly...

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What do you do when you are craving Chipotle but are too lazy to pick up and too cheap to meet the minimum $10 for delivery? Get drunk, r...

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